Mashing Text
Most text in this game can be mashed forward with any button, including the D-pad (up/down/left/right). As such an effective way of advancing text is to spin your thumb around the D-pad.
Leaving the Shop
Since the D-pad advances text, you can mash left/right, without worrying about A or B triggering other shop text boxes. When you reach Dr. Light's prompt (and you can therefore use B to leave the shop), items will start scrolling since you are already pushing left/right.
When you see items move, Press B. advance text with left/right, then press A to confirm.
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